Saturday, August 19, 2006

I WILL BE GOD'S COMEDIAN!!!

I'm in training to serve and make the Lord laugh. Yes, I believe our heavenly father has a sense of humor. Why else was I born? Why else did he give me three sons when that's what I prayed for? Because I prayed for three sons and he's still laughing about that. It's kinda an inside joke that Yeshua and I share but I'm telling you from first hand accounts...YHWH loves to laugh.

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.

Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson; he brought the house down.

Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

6 comments:

shane said...

yep, the "big fullah" has a sense of humour. he made me!

Babsbitchin said...

shane, I too think I'm in training to be his Court Jester.And I firmly believe The Big Guy has a wonderful sense of humor. That comforts me. I'm so very proud of you, selling your book. May the God of King David bless your book!

shane said...

i'm hoping he'll bless one or some of the three that are currently with the publisher. i reckon that if this is what he wants me to do, it'll work.

Babsbitchin said...

Shane, Amen brother. I'm still trying to figure that out. I know I'm in traing for something big, I believe he has huge plans. I also believe he did not allow me to go through what I went through for nothing. I can't wait to get to that chapter. Have a great day, friend!

Miranda said...

LMAO...omg I'm just now going through your other blogs...dayum if its ok with you I'd like to link them to mine. It goes faster on my morning blog run. lol Let me know if you dont want me.

Babsbitchin said...

miranda, of course I don't mind! Thanks for stopping in here. It's a quiet place, huh?