Wednesday, July 26, 2006



A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord,
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
Amen
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

THE PASSING OF COMMON SENSE


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.

Monday, July 24, 2006

JEWS FOR JESUS;WHY ARE THEY SEEN AS A CULT??

I often go to the forums at Topix.net for the area I used to live in Jamestown, N.Y. I was appalled at the nasty banter that went on when Jews for Jesus came into town. Below is an excerpt from the forum. When it comes to religion, people get down right dirty in their scope and realm of defending their faith. But have they forgotten what Christ taught? Of course most Jews do not believe that Christ was any more than a prophet. I give credit where credit is due. They serve the same God I do and I do not try to sway them in believing as I do. But I will make one statemnet; Jesus was and is Jewish. He practiced the Jewish faith and he did not become a Rabbi till he was 30 years old. Think about that simple statement.
The bible is a matter of interpretation, it always will be. I have to ask myself, and I always do, what is the truth? I was brought up a strict Catholic but let it be known, I am not in agreement with all of Catholcism. I search for the truth and I will not swallow what is fed to me because of a political religious agenda. I will not say any religion is wrong and mine is right. I will only tell you this; I believe in Yeshua as my Lord and Savior. I hope you will, as I do,continue to take charge of your own life, in the pursuit of the truth. I hope I never look down my nose at others who do not believe as I do and I pray that the truth be made known.





THE ANTI-CHRIST
Germany
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Wednesday Jul 5
If you're for jezuz, then you're not a Jew.

It IS as simple as that.
BIBLE ANSWER MAN
Richmond, CA
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MOSES AND APOSTLE PAUL AGREE ON SAME THING

Deuteronomy 10:15-17 (New International Version)
15 Yet the LORD set his affection on your forefathers and loved them, and he chose you, their descendants, above all the nations, as it is today.
16 Circumcise your hearts, therefore, and do not be stiff-necked any longer.
17 For the LORD your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes.

Romans 2:28-29 (New International Version)
28 A man is not a Jew if he is only one outwardly, nor is circumcision merely outward and physical.
29 No, a man is a Jew if he is one inwardly; and circumcision is circumcision of the heart, by the Spirit, not by the written code. Such a man's praise is not from men, but from God.

SO, ARE YOU GOING TO SAY NOW THAT BEING A JEW IS INCONSISTENT WITH WHAT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS OF THE HOLY BIBLE TEACHES?
THE ANTI-CHRIST
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There is no such thing as an old testament because there is no new testament. That is just a fiction imagined by jezer-freaks.

If you believe in jezer, then you aren't a Jew.

Simple as that.
Patricia
Boca Raton, FL
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Jesus was Jewish and fulfilled all of the prophecies concerning the Messiah with the rest to be fulfilled when He comes again. Jesus IS the Messiah. I appreciate Jews for Jesus for telling the truth.

Mr. Anti-Christ in Germany... you can check out other historical books if you don't accept the Bible. Read Josephus for instance. And His name IS Jesus -- there's obviously power in the name since you can't even bring yourself to say/spell it correctly. Seek the truth and you will find it.
Otter
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Patricia wrote:
Jesus was Jewish and fulfilled all of the prophecies concerning the Messiah with the rest to be fulfilled when He comes again. Jesus IS the Messiah. I appreciate Jews for Jesus for telling the truth.
Mr. Anti-Christ in Germany... you can check out other historical books if you don't accept the Bible. Read Josephus for instance. And His name IS Jesus -- there's obviously power in the name since you can't even bring yourself to say/spell it correctly. Seek the truth and you will find it.
patricia. i am jewish, and an educated one at that. believe me when i tell you that any individual who believes that jesus was/ is the messiah cannot, i repeat, CANNOT, be jewish. don't tell me, someone who is jewish, how my religion functions and under which pretenses that it does so. jews for jesus is a cult at best. do not confuse a well anchored, documented, and literary religion with something such as jfj.

shalom!
Gnostic Bob
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Any reference that the new testament portion bible is authentic is simply wrong. Even if parts are accurate, Elaine Pagels has exposed the truth behind how and why the bible was put together. The new testament was forged to make it appear as though Jesus fulfilled the prophecies. It is the biggest scandal in history and reflects the true nature of mankind. Power corrupts.
newt
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Except...Jews for Jesus started out as a Christian group, but found they could "recruit" more jews by calling themselves Jews for Jesus. If you're Jewish, there are certain acts that must be brought about by the Messiah (for example, peace on earth and the mass resurrection of the dead). Clearly Jesus did not fulfill these. So if you believe Jesus i the messiah, it would be contradictory to also consider yourself Jewish.
Patricia wrote:
Jesus was Jewish and fulfilled all of the prophecies concerning the Messiah with the rest to be fulfilled when He comes again. Jesus IS the Messiah. I appreciate Jews for Jesus for telling the truth.
Mr. Anti-Christ in Germany... you can check out other historical books if you don't accept the Bible. Read Josephus for instance. And His name IS Jesus -- there's obviously power in the name since you can't even bring yourself to say/spell it correctly. Seek the truth and you will find it.
newt
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very nicely put :)
Otter wrote:

patricia. i am jewish, and an educated one at that. believe me when i tell you that any individual who believes that jesus was/ is the messiah cannot, i repeat, CANNOT, be jewish. don't tell me, someone who is jewish, how my religion functions and under which pretenses that it does so. jews for jesus is a cult at best. do not confuse a well anchored, documented, and literary religion with something such as jfj.
shalom!
clydecaddy
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Patricia wrote:
Jesus was Jewish and fulfilled all of the prophecies concerning the Messiah with the rest to be fulfilled when He comes again. Jesus IS the Messiah. I appreciate Jews for Jesus for telling the truth.
Mr. Anti-Christ in Germany... you can check out other historical books if you don't accept the Bible. Read Josephus for instance. And His name IS Jesus -- there's obviously power in the name since you can't even bring yourself to say/spell it correctly. Seek the truth and you will find it.
bIG DEAL IF SOMEONE DOES NOT SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY. People who focus on spelling have nothing of substance to say.
clydecaddy
Estero, FL
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I am still waiting for someone from Jews for Jesus to prove it is not a support group for an illegal mexican in the U.S.A.
THE ANTI-CHRIST
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Saturday Jul 8
JESUS how stupid people can be.

The ONLY power in that name is that it is an effective swear. My mispelling is an intended mockery.

As for the rest, I agree with the people who responded correctly to you. If you believe in Jesus, then you aren't can't be Jewish.

Not to mention the fact that there is widespread dispute as to the existence of such a person.

jesusneverexisted.com

If you knew your own religion, clearly that is christianity, then you would know that your religion is just reworked paganism.

DUH!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

God versus Satan??? Commentary


The Texas insanity-defense law requires that a delusional person acting under "orders" from God be judged not guilty by reason of insanity, but that a delusional person acting under "orders" from Satan be considered sane, according to prominent forensic psychiatrist Park Dietz (according to a June USA Today story). Thus, Dietz believed that Andrea Yates (at press time being retried in Houston) knew that drowning her kids upon command of someone "without moral authority" (such as Satan) was wrong and thus that she did not qualify for insanity-law protection. Dietz later concluded the opposite in another Texas child-killing case because God had supposedly assured that mother that her kids would be better off dead. [USA Today, 6-20-06]
Commentary
It's quite simple. If you believe in God, you must believe in Satan. If you believe in heaven, you must believe in hell. I believe in the power of Satan and I know without a doubt that the things people do are primarily spurred by Satan. They kill in cold blood, they rape, they smoke crack, they shoot heroin and it all comes back to Satan. We give him more power by not recognizing him as the enemy. Any good stratagist from a football coach to a military cheif studies his enemy. He will become aware of his tactics, his moves. We must open our eyes to this and stop sweeping it under the carpet as boogie man mentality. All fanaticism aside...Satan is a liar and will do his best to ruin you and everyone he can get ahold of. It's just that simple!

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Re-post Worth Seeing!!

I'M JUST GRATEFUL TO LEARN THIS LESSON

Dart Test...

THIS IS A POWERFUL MESSAGE. PLEASE READ ALL OF IT. I AM PASSING IT ON BECAUSE I AM CERTAINLY NOT ASHAMED TO DO SO.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking...
A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says that Dr. Smithwas known for his elaborate object lessons.One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day.On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr.Smithtold the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture. Sally's friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased with the overall effect she had achieved.The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the students threw their darts with such force that their targets were ripping apart. Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any darts at her target. Dr. Smith began removing the target from the wall.Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced. Dr.Smith said only these words... "In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me."Matthew 25:40.No other words were necessary; the tears filled eyes of the students focused only on the picture of Christ. This is an easy test; you score 100 or zero. It's your choice!!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I FORGIVE YOU, PLEASE FORGIVE ME

My husband lay dieing right now in the ICU in Arizona. I've not seen him for more than three years. We parted ways long before that when I went to prison and he moved on. When I got out, I met him briefly and saw that I had outgrown him. I was no longer in love with this man but I have a love for him and this hurts. I want to be there for him and can't. My first husband died alone of the complications of Hep C and now my second husband is in Renal shutdown, the last stages of his Hep C journey. This man did me real dirty. He beat me, ridiculed me and my children where there was almost no room for love as hate occupied most of that space. But I've mellowed and I would want to be forgiven, just as I am forgiving him now. I will call him here soon, hopefully he can speak. He goes in and out of cognitivity and recognition. I must tell him that I forgive him. And in all fairness, I'm sure he was hurt somehow too and will ask for his forgiveness. May God spare him any pain if it is his plan to take him and I pray for his soul. I pray that God sees fit to arrest this renal shutdown and give him another chance but I've been to this fork in the road before and it is indecisive and grim.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread,
and forgive us our tresspassers,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom and the power,
the glory forever yours. Amen